Love is sweet poison, lover is slow poison, wife is quick poison, but wife sister is good medicine.

Why Pakistan is in trouble? Population of 100 crore - 9 crore retired. 25 crore in school. 1 crore are under 5 years. 10 crore are unemployed. 35 crore in state government. 18 crore in central government (who don't work) 1.2 Crore you can find anytime in hospital. Statistics says you can find 79, 99,998 people in jail. Rest two are are you and me. You are wasting your time with your mobile. How can I handle Pakistan alone?

ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad

Question : What is the full-form of Maths? Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Argument between British and India. British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years. India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

American: do you know swimming? Indian: no American: dog is better than you, it swims Indian: do you know swimming? American: yes Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.

I am the best. I can prove it. for example:i can see the tea in the tea cup, can u see the world in the world cup? i can paste my passport size photo in a passport, can you paste your stamp size photo in stamp? i can send my address to your mobile, can you send your mobile to my address..?

On engagement, girl father gave a note to boy; goods delivered once will not be taken back. Boy gave a note to girl’s dad, condition not valid if seal is open.

Lab work Experiment no: 1 Aim: to disturb you. Apparatus: mobile. Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2. Result: you are disturbed. Effect: I am happy.

Youth calendar January - rose February - propose March - gift April - lift May -c hatting June - dating July - kiss August - miss September - drop October - escape November-rest December - next.

A small story Lion Cow and Monkey all are friends. Lion studing engineering. Cow studing law. Monkey studing this message now.

Wife: What will you give me if I successfully climb and reach the top of the great Mount Everest? Husband: A gentle push.

Modern year: a newly born baby asks the nurse, do you have a mobile? Nurse: yes, I have, but why do you need mobile? Baby: to give missed call to god that I reached.

Fantastic love story: Hero love heroin but heroin love villan but villan love hero sister but hero sister love heroin brother but heroin brother love villan sister but villan sister love hero brother but hero brother love heroin but heroin love villan finally to person commit suicide whose that? Producer and director..

Three ways to catch a tiger 1.Newtons law: allow the tiger to catch you then you will catch the tiger. 2.Einstein law: chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger. 3. Indian police method: catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger.

I feel the feel you feel. Do you feel the feel I feel? If you feel the feel I feel, I too feel the feel you feel. Hey don't feel, if you feel I will also feel.

Read it careful: tomorrow's yesterday is today yesterday's tomorrow is today.but today yesterday was yesterday's today. tomorrow's today is today's tomorrow.

Two lovers plan to suicide boy jumped first. girl closed her eyes and returned back say” love is blind” boy in air opened his parachute say "love never dies".

You are prayed oh god give me one bag full of money, a job, one big vehicle and many girls around me. God: your wish is fulfilled and you become a bus conductor.

A mother makes her son gentle in 20 years, but a girl makes him mental in 20 seconds.